Well, lookie here!
好！現(xiàn)在看這里！
Looks like we got someone in the market for a new pair of shoes, hmm?
現(xiàn)在看來這里有個(gè)人在市集里面要找一雙新鞋子，是嗎？
Oh, I just got them, so I'm not looking anymore.
我剛買一雙，所以現(xiàn)在我不想看了。
A guy who knows what he likes and takes it.
這是個(gè)知道自己喜歡什么并且購買的人。
I'm sorry, who are you?
不好意思，你是哪位？
Oh, I'm just a door-to-door targeted salesman and buddy, and I'm here to help.
我只是個(gè)鎖定目標(biāo)按門訪問的銷售員和兄弟，我來這是為了要幫忙。
A targeted salesman?
有針對(duì)性的銷售員？
That's right.
是的沒錯(cuò)。
I know your entire internet history, your likes, your dislikes, your friends, family, age, sex, location, where you've been, where you're going, favorite websites, and it's all to get you the stuff you want when you want it!
我知道你完整的網(wǎng)絡(luò)紀(jì)錄：你喜歡的、你不喜歡的、你的朋友、家人、年紀(jì)、性別、位置、你曾經(jīng)到過的地方、你正要去的地方、喜歡的網(wǎng)站、以及所有為你準(zhǔn)備你的東西，就在你想要它的時(shí)候！
I just needed a new pair of shoes and I got them, so thanks, but no thanks.
我當(dāng)時(shí)只是需要一雙新鞋子而后來我得到了，所以謝謝，不用了。
How did you...
你如何...
Oh, I'm everywhere, and a good thing for you and for your wallet.
我無所不在，我還有個(gè)好東西給你還有你的錢包。
Now, I don't show this to just anyone, but I can tell you're a savvy customer, so here is something that you are guaranteed to like.
現(xiàn)在，我不是對(duì)每個(gè)人都會(huì)展示這個(gè)，但我相信你是一個(gè)悟性很高的顧客，這里有一些東西保證你會(huì)喜歡。
Yeah, those are the shoes I just bought.
是，這些鞋子我才剛買。
I knew you'd like them.
我知道你喜歡它們。
Yeah, but I just bought them, so I don't need another pair.
是，但我才剛買，我不需要第二雙。
Ooh boy!
喔，兄弟！
You are one tough customer, you know that?
你是一個(gè)難搞的客人，你知道嗎？
But that's alright.
但沒關(guān)系。
You've got high standards, and I've got the high quality goods to match.
你有很高的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)，但是我也擁有高質(zhì)量的商品來滿足你。
So let me ask you this, would you like a shirt that is designed not to be tucked in, huh?
讓我來問你看看你喜歡襯衫是被設(shè)計(jì)成不用扎的嗎？
No.
不。
Really?
真的嗎？
What about my search history made you think I'd want that?
我的搜尋紀(jì)錄是怎么讓你覺得我會(huì)喜歡這個(gè)東西？
You know what?
你知道嗎？
Forget about it.
忘掉它！
I'll bring it up later, okay?
我等一下會(huì)跟你說，OK嗎？
Please don't.
拜托不要。
Now, we have to talk Doc McStuffins.
現(xiàn)在，我們必須談?wù)劇锻婢咝♂t(yī)生》。
How many Doc McStuffins toys can I put you down for?
要多少只《玩具小醫(yī)生》的玩具？
Eight?
八只？
10?
十只？
100?
一百只？
More?
更多？
What do you want?
你想要什么？
No, I don't like Doc McStuffin, I was just looking for a gift for my niece.
不，我并不喜歡《玩具小醫(yī)生》，我只是在幫我的侄女找禮物。
Oh, sure.
喔，當(dāng)然！
Alright, I see what's going on here.
好的，我會(huì)確認(rèn)發(fā)生了什么事情。
Now, if you decide you want some Doc McStuffins toys for your niece, you just come to me, okay, because I've got all the Doc McStuffins merchandise.
現(xiàn)在，如果你想要一些《玩具小醫(yī)生》的玩具給你侄女，你可以來找我，好嗎？因?yàn)槲矣兴小锻婢咝♂t(yī)生》的周邊產(chǎn)品。
McStuffins videos, McStuffins coloring books, McStuffins pencils, I've got it all, and I've got it all right here!
他的影片、他的彩色書、他的筆，我有所有的，而且我把它通通帶來這里了！
Okay, no. Stop. It was a one-time purchase.
夠了，我不要！請(qǐng)停止。當(dāng)時(shí)只是一次性的購買而已。
Now does that guy know I'd love to donate sperm.
現(xiàn)在這個(gè)家伙知道我喜歡去捐精嗎？
No, I don't know what I could have possibly clicked on to make you think that!
不！我不懂到底我可能點(diǎn)了什么（網(wǎng)頁）讓你這樣想。
Okay, forget about it.
好的，別管這個(gè)了。
What you really need is a shirt that's designed not to be tucked in, right?
你真正需要的是一件不用扎進(jìn)去的襯衫，對(duì)吧？
Goddammit.
可惡。
Or how about these shoes?
或者試試看這些鞋子？
I just got shoes.
我才剛買鞋?。?/p>
But these are a slightly different color.
但是這些在顏色上些微不同。
I don't need two pairs of nearly identical shoes!
我不需要兩雙幾乎差不多的鞋子！
Now, any of these products aren't relevant to you, you just let me know, okay?
現(xiàn)在，如果有任何產(chǎn)品跟你沒關(guān)聯(lián)，你可以盡管讓我知道，好嗎？
None of them are relevant.
沒有任何一樣有關(guān)聯(lián)的！
Great, now I saw you click something that makes me think you want 40,000 live ladybugs.
好的，現(xiàn)在我看到你點(diǎn)擊了一些東西，因此我想，你需要的是四萬只活的瓢蟲。
I just clicked that link 'cause I thought it was a funny thing on Amazon, not because I'd ever want to buy them.
我在亞馬遜上點(diǎn)那個(gè)鏈接只是因?yàn)槲矣X得它是很有趣，并不是因?yàn)槲以?jīng)想過要買他們！
Okay, but you did click it, so you're kind of interested, right?
好，但你確實(shí)點(diǎn)擊它了，所以你還是有點(diǎn)興趣，對(duì)吧？
Is it the number that's the problem?
是因?yàn)檫@個(gè)數(shù)量造成問題嗎？
'Cause we could do less, maybe 20,000 live ladybugs?
其實(shí)我們可以減少一點(diǎn)，或許兩萬只活的瓢蟲？
For something that's supposed to know me so well, you do a really shitty job.
對(duì)于應(yīng)該要好好地認(rèn)識(shí)我這件事情來說，你實(shí)在做得很糟糕。
Do you need to refinance your student loans?
你有想過要為你的學(xué)生貸款在融資嗎？
I saw you were on Zillow.
我看到你曾經(jīng)上Zillow網(wǎng)站（房屋信息）。
Do you need a mortgage?
你會(huì)需要貸款嗎？
I could save you money on the LSAT!
我可以在法學(xué)院入學(xué)考試上幫你省錢！
I don't want to be a lawyer!
我不想當(dāng)個(gè)律師！
Well, at least let me show you some baby clothes I know you'll love.
好吧，但至少讓我向你展示一些嬰兒服裝，我知道你會(huì)喜歡。
I don't need 'em.
我不需要這些東西。
My girlfriend's not pregnant, so.
我的女朋友并沒有懷孕，所以不需要。
Oh, she didn't tell, oh. Oh. Well, how about a shirt you don't have to tuck in?
哦，她還沒告訴你啊。哦！好吧，那來件你不需要扎的襯衫如何？
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