216. L2 - Funny Travel and Tourist Jokes

2020-09-15 12:24:4703:30 1萬(wàn)
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Funny Travel And Tourist Jokes (1)

A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman looking in the shop window at the posters(海報(bào)) showing the attractive(吸引人的) destinations(目的地) around the world. The agent had a good week and the dejected(沮喪的)couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity(慷慨).

He called them into his shop and said, “I know that on your pension(養(yǎng)老金)you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a wonderful resort at my expense, and I won’t take no for an answer.”

He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were on their way.

About a month later the lady came into his shop. “And how do you like your holiday?” he asked eagerly(熱切地). “The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,” she said. “I’ve come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled(困惑) me. Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?”
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