求面試官心里陰影面積，那些面試時鬧出的笑話

Victims of a job interview breakdown

victim n.犧牲者，受害者;

breakdown n. 故障；崩潰；失?。?/p>

literally [口語]差不多；簡直[用于加強語意]

Have you ever been a victim?of a JIB (job interview breakdown)? These men and women have:

?“I was so nervous at a job interview, when he asked me what I wanted to be in five years, I said, ‘Race car driver.’”

?“The guy asked me to tell him ?a little about myself, and I literally forgot who I was.”

?“I got asked about punctuality. I went on about how it was good ?to speak clearly and politely, and?it was nice to use proper grammar?in speech and writing.”

面試失敗的受害者

你曾經(jīng)是面試失敗的受害者嗎？

這些人是：

“我在工作面試時非常緊張，當他問我五年內想要成為什么時，我說：'賽車司機'?！?/p>

“這個家伙(面試官）讓我介紹自己，我竟讓忘了我是誰?！?/p>

“我被問到關于守時的問題。 而我回答的是說話要清晰禮貌，還提及不管是說還是寫都要使用正確的語法?！?/p>